Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.
A bounty hunter with a Tragic Backstory gets a new assignment, and I (along with the rest of the fandom) promptly lose my mind.
Obi-Wan and Bail’s road trip goes further off-course.
It’s the final showdown! (At least for the next few years or so.)
Vader gets his marching orders; Leia gets the bad news; Luke’s off to meet his destiny for like the 12th time this year alone.
Yet another person who was just minding their own business gets their life ruined by a Skywalker.
Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Luke demands the results of his paternity test; Yoda is terminally tired; Obi-Wan loves Anakin; Han Solo is liking this Rebellion thing more than he lets on.
Bail and Obi-Wan finally reach Zigoola, but the galaxy’s worst road trip is far from over.
Leia kicks some Hutt tail; Luke gives himself a promotion; Sidious has it all figured out.