Obi-Wan discovers the other half of the Clone Wars; Anakin has maybe the second-worst day of his life.
Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.