Star Wars: Episode II, Part I: Attack of the Hormones
April 9, 2017
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
All Recaps For: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode II, Part II: Anakin and Obi-Wan’s Big Night Out
April 24, 2017
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part III: Like Sand Through the Hourglass
May 2, 2017
Obi-Wan meets the GAR for the first time; Anakin makes his move and shares some thoughts about sand.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part IV: A Step In The Wrong Direction
May 22, 2017
Obi-Wan discovers the other half of the Clone Wars; Anakin has maybe the second-worst day of his life.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part V: Vote Palpatine!
June 10, 2017
Obi-Wan gets some Inside Information; Palpatine scores a Key Victory; Padme brings a giant shawl to a showdown.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part VI: Party Crashers
June 27, 2017
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part VII: Making and Breaking Vows
July 23, 2017
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.