Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Bail and Obi-Wan’s road trip enters what feels like its 18th week; Wild Space shows its face.
Obi-Wan proves that he’s the kind of dedicated grandson who’ll stop by for a visit even if he’s actually dead.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan gets high on the Force; Qui-Gon’s got some thinking to do.
Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.
Bail switches from uppers to downers; Obi-Wan puts on a show.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.