Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.