
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part II: The Same As Your Father
Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part III: A Wretched Hive of Smug and Absurdity
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part IV: Remember Alderaan
Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part V: See You In The Next Life
The Skywalker Twins reunite for the first time since their birth; Obi-Wan and Anakin reunite for the last time until their deaths.
Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.