Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
March 6, 2017
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
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Star Wars: Episode IV, Part II: The Same As Your Father
March 10, 2017
Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part III: A Wretched Hive of Smug and Absurdity
March 16, 2017
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part IV: Remember Alderaan
March 31, 2017
Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part V: See You In The Next Life
April 5, 2017
The Skywalker Twins reunite for the first time since their birth; Obi-Wan and Anakin reunite for the last time until their deaths.
May 28, 2017
Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.