Obi-Wan and Anakin lovingly bicker their way through the episode even though Obi-Wan is maybe about to die; Ahsoka and Anakin have a little friendly competition.
The Jedi win but lose; Palpatine loses but wins.
Anakin decides to unwittingly play into Palpatine’s schemes to prevent the death of a loved one. (Note: this is not a recap of Episode 3.)
Ahsoka gets punished for behavior she undoubtedly learned from her Space Dads; the Jedi sort of try to stop Cad Bane from stealing from them.
Satine has a record number of hissy fits; Palpatine and Co. lose this round.
Anakin learns that Obi-Wan has feelings too; Mandalore owns a space cruise ship for some reason.
Obi-Wan travels to Mandalore, Historical Home Planet of Badasses and Great Loves That Never Were.