Fresh off the assembly line, Vader gets sent on his very first Sith Assignment.
Aphra’s got a plan in the works; Anakin is the executor — or executioner– of Obi-Wan’s estate.
Star Wars, Episode IV, Part VI: …And They All Lived Happily Ever After (Or For At Least A Few Minutes)
Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.
Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Luke picks up a copy of Obi-Wan’s traumatic autobiography; Boba Fett does a shitty job bounty-hunting; Vader learns a Shocking Truth that will lead him to utter one of Star Wars’ most famous lines.