
Star Wars: Episode I, Part II: Coarse, Rough and Irritating
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Obi-Wan proves that he’s the kind of dedicated grandson who’ll stop by for a visit even if he’s actually dead.
Obi-Wan gets high on the Force; Qui-Gon’s got some thinking to do.
Bail has a really long day at the office; Padme, like me, is maybe in love with everyone.
Yoda’s here to see Anakin off to his first day in charge; Bail Organa’s got a secret — and brandy — to share.
Obi-Wan gets sucker-punched in the Feels again; Qui-Gon literally rides around on a dragon.
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
The boys reconnect with their wayward grandfather; Hondo’s lifelong love for the Jedi is born.
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
Two people whose lives have been ruined by Darth Sidious meet up in the desert for one final farewell.