Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.
Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.
Part of Palpatine’s special order arrives too early; Fives doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.
Anakin manages to be the center of attention despite being unconscious for the entire installment; the only person who blames Obi-Wan for anything more than Anakin is Obi-Wan himself.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Palpatine’s got a New Plan; Anakin is not coming out of this one without a little more Dark Side.
Anakin and Ahsoka get placed on a path heading to Nothing Good; the Jedi have no idea how screwed they are (as usual.)