Aphra’s got a plan in the works; Anakin is the executor — or executioner– of Obi-Wan’s estate.
Luke picks up a copy of Obi-Wan’s traumatic autobiography; Boba Fett does a shitty job bounty-hunting; Vader learns a Shocking Truth that will lead him to utter one of Star Wars’ most famous lines.
Han and Leia bitch at each other so much that it puts Obi-Wan and Anakin to shame; Luke is so intent on his Personal Destiny Quest that he’s even willing to be exposed to sand.
Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.
Palpatine’s got a New Plan; Anakin is not coming out of this one without a little more Dark Side.
Ahsoka gets punished for behavior she undoubtedly learned from her Space Dads; the Jedi sort of try to stop Cad Bane from stealing from them.
Ziro the Hutt learns the eternal truth of Star Wars romance; Quinlan Vos and Obi-Wan go on a very jump-filled date; a couple people get some great nicknames.
The fate of the universe rests on Padme’s ability to serve a fruitcake; Artoo takes a spa day.
Maul and Savage join forces with the Death Watch, because TCW hates me.
Obi-Wan finishes his poorly-conceived assignment; Anakin gets electrocuted a whole bunch of times.