Mustafar – SNARK WARS

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Season 1, Episode 6: Unchain My Heart

June 24, 2022

Obi-Wan and Anakin stick a fork in it (for now); a record number of hugs transpire; Qui-Gon FINALLY gets off his ass and shows up.

Star Wars: Episode IX, Part I: Tales From the Crypt

February 17, 2021

Kylo talks to the one dead guy I didn’t want him to talk to; Rey is having trouble with her classes this semester; Poe gets the dubious honor of maybe this franchise’s worst line of dialogue.

Vader Immortal: Episode I: Tales From Vader’s Basement

September 10, 2019

Yet another person who was just minding their own business gets their life ruined by a Skywalker.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Part III: Set Your Weapons to Pun

March 30, 2018

Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.

Star Wars: Episode III, Part VI: Until We Meet Again

February 10, 2017

Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.