Kylo talks to the one dead guy I didn’t want him to talk to; Rey is having trouble with her classes this semester; Poe gets the dubious honor of maybe this franchise’s worst line of dialogue.
Yet another person who was just minding their own business gets their life ruined by a Skywalker.
Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Vader does a little TCB on Mustafar; Obi-Wan gets some bad news, then some worse news, then some much worse news; Padme learns The Truth.
The Jedi win but lose; Palpatine loses but wins.