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By snarkwars on December 29, 2016

Star Wars: Episode III, Part I: I’m Not Leaving Without You

Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.

By snarkwars on December 26, 2016

Star Wars #20: Galaxy’s Greatest Uncles

Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.

By snarkwars on December 18, 2016

Darth Vader #1: Some Things Never Change

Darth Vader might be on to something about that Luke Skywalker guy; Sidious and Vader have a terrible marriage.

By snarkwars on December 15, 2016

The Clone Wars, Season 4, Episode 19: That Old Black Magic

Dooku has a rough night; Grievous throws down; stupid men ruin Ventress’ Dark Magic sorority.

By snarkwars on December 11, 2016

Rebels, Season 3, Episode 10: I’ll Be Seeing You

Ezra and Maul go on a deeply creepy field trip; Maul is the last person in existence who should be lecturing anyone about letting go; the race to the finish line begins.

By snarkwars on December 9, 2016

Obi-Wan and Anakin #5: His Fate Will Be The Same As Mine

Obi-Wan acknowledges that he’s in it for the long haul and is a crafty bastard; Anakin makes a promise he won’t keep.

By snarkwars on December 6, 2016

Star Wars #15: Adventures in Babysitting

Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.

By snarkwars on December 4, 2016

Obi-Wan and Anakin #4: If That Whole Jedi Thing Doesn’t Work Out

Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.

By snarkwars on December 2, 2016

The Clone Wars, Season 4, Episode 13: Father-Daughter Day

Ahsoka gathers up all of her dads and they kick some serious ass; Rex is no Jedi.

By snarkwars on November 29, 2016

Obi-Wan and Anakin #3: Custody Battle

Obi-Wan already feels like a failure; Palpatine learns that his instincts were not steering him in the wrong direction; everyone has a plan for Anakin.

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Ahsoka Tano Anakin Loves Obi-Wan Anakin Loves Padme Anakin Loves Palpatine Anakin Skywalker and His Life of Bad Choices Bail Organa Bounty Hunters Cad Bane Count Dooku Crappy Destiny Dark Side Foreshadow Darth Sidious Darth Sidious Makes a Guest Appearance as Himself Darth Vader Electrocution Fucking Maul Han Solo I'm Suing This Show For Pain and Suffering Leia Organa Luke Skywalker Luke Skywalker's Neverending Personal Destiny Quests Mandalore More Bummers Brought to You By Anakin Skywalker My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan is One-Quarter Complete Obi-Wan's Life is the Worst Obi-Wan Brings People Together Obi-Wan Earns That Paycheck Obi-Wan Loves Anakin Obi-Wan Loves Luke Oblivious to the Obvious One More Thing For Obi-Wan To Discuss with His Therapist Ostentaciousness Is Our Speciality Padme Amidala Padme Loves Anakin Palpatine Strikes Again Qui-Gon Jinn Ridiculous Complexity Satine Kryze Tatooine The Beginning of the End Again The Jedi Council's Greatest Hits The Unbearable Sadness of Obi-Wan This Show Is Insane Tragic Backstory Yoda

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