Kylo talks to the one dead guy I didn’t want him to talk to; Rey is having trouble with her classes this semester; Poe gets the dubious honor of maybe this franchise’s worst line of dialogue.
Luke and Vader make some big decisions; Sheev didn’t see that one coming; the trilogy comes to a close and we all get drunk with the Ewoks.
Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.
Vader gets his marching orders; Leia gets the bad news; Luke’s off to meet his destiny for like the 12th time this year alone.
Sheev gets the dominoes lined up; Obi-Wan gets a really important assignment (and lives through more trauma); Yoda is understandably not sure about any of this.
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Not for the first (or last!) time, Luke learns that someone isn’t quite who he thought they were.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Fresh off the assembly line, Vader gets sent on his very first Sith Assignment.