Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Leia kicks some Hutt tail; Luke gives himself a promotion; Sidious has it all figured out.
Sheev gets the dominoes lined up; Obi-Wan gets a really important assignment (and lives through more trauma); Yoda is understandably not sure about any of this.
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
We go back to the beginning, which is easily as weird and dorky as the middle and the end. (Also Obi-Wan’s terrible haircut is there.)
Ezra cracks the space-time continuum; Sheev loses this round; the countdown commences.
Not for the first (or last!) time, Luke learns that someone isn’t quite who he thought they were.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.