We go back to the beginning, which is easily as weird and dorky as the middle and the end. (Also Obi-Wan’s terrible haircut is there.)
Ezra cracks the space-time continuum; Sheev loses this round; the countdown commences.
Not for the first (or last!) time, Luke learns that someone isn’t quite who he thought they were.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.
Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.
Kanan has a flashback to that time that Everything Changed.
Ahsoka gathers up all of her dads and they kick some serious ass; Rex is no Jedi.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.