The Clone Wars’ swan song is fast approaching, and none of us will ever be ready for it.
Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
Fiesty little firecracker Obi-Wan is running out of time to become a Jedi; Qui-Gon is hampered by his Tragic Backstory; Yoda and the Force play Matchmaker.
The Jedi Order has its worst day in a long time; Darth Vader arrives on the scene; Obi-Wan escapes death but will maybe wish he hadn’t.
Anakin complains a lot; Sidious pulls off his barely-there disguise; Grievous meets his fate.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Obi-Wan’s robe game is more on point than ever; Anakin’s tween years are going about as well as the rest of his life.