Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.
Vader gets his marching orders; Leia gets the bad news; Luke’s off to meet his destiny for like the 12th time this year alone.
Yet another person who was just minding their own business gets their life ruined by a Skywalker.
Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Vader is, as usual, harder to kill than expected; this round of Crystal Quest pays off.
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Vader continues his Crystal Quest, only to get his ass kicked by a Jedi (for like the second time this week).
Obi-Wan proves that he’s the kind of dedicated grandson who’ll stop by for a visit even if he’s actually dead.
Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.