The Clone Wars’ swan song is fast approaching, and none of us will ever be ready for it.
Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Bail has a really long day at the office; Padme, like me, is maybe in love with everyone.
Yoda’s here to see Anakin off to his first day in charge; Bail Organa’s got a secret — and brandy — to share.
Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.
Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
Cad Bane continues to be one of the most competent people in the galaxy; Anakin continues to be kind of a subpar employee.