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There Is Another: Master Yoda’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Obi-Wan proves that he’s the kind of dedicated grandson who’ll stop by for a visit even if he’s actually dead.

Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.

En route to his new kyber crystal, Vader stops by an old Jedi hangout — with more or less predictable results.

Obi-Wan’s only got a few moments left to live, and he’s going to spend literally all of them thinking about his two favorite people.

Part of Palpatine’s special order arrives too early; Fives doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.

Kanan has a flashback to that time that Everything Changed.

Vader does a little TCB on Mustafar; Obi-Wan gets some bad news, then some worse news, then some much worse news; Padme learns The Truth.

The Jedi Order has its worst day in a long time; Darth Vader arrives on the scene; Obi-Wan escapes death but will maybe wish he hadn’t.

Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.