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The Clone Wars, Season 3, Episode 2: Level Up

January 25, 2021

Kamino’s under threat; 99 has his moment; the boys get a visit from some familiar faces.

The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 12: Knightfall

August 7, 2020

Ashoka and Rex make a daring escape, but regrettably so does Maul; it’s the end of the end for The Clone Wars.

The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 11: Bad Vibrations

May 4, 2020

Maul’s busting outta here; Ahsoka’s got bad vibes; Rex gets the fastest brain surgery ever.

The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 9: Hell Week

April 19, 2020

Maul’s got the same goal as always; Ahsoka gets custody of some troopers; Obi-Wan doesn’t deserve anything that’s happening right now; we rapidly approach Zero Hour.

The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 1: The Boys Are Back In Town

February 21, 2020

Rex has a hunch about a dead guy; the Bad Batch is here to kick some Separatist ass; Anakin’s got new hair and needs a nap. The Clone Wars is back!

The Clone Wars, Season 7 Trailer: One Last Time

January 23, 2020

The Clone Wars’ swan song is fast approaching, and none of us will ever be ready for it.

Star Wars: Episode I, Part VI: The Stage is Set

January 21, 2019

Sheev gets the dominoes lined up; Obi-Wan gets a really important assignment (and lives through more trauma); Yoda is understandably not sure about any of this.