The Death Watch Is Not A Shitty Band

October 6, 2016

Lux is a burden; Ahsoka is a badass; the Death Watch are assholes. Nothing new here, really.

August 16, 2016

Maul lives to fight another day; Obi-Wan gets screwed by the writing staff again.

August 16, 2016

Pre Vizsla finds out the hard way that the Sith are assholes; Satine has a bad day at work.

August 16, 2016

Maul and Savage join forces with the Death Watch, because TCW hates me.

February 19, 2016

Satine has a record number of hissy fits; Palpatine and Co. lose this round.

February 18, 2016

Anakin learns that Obi-Wan has feelings too; Mandalore owns a space cruise ship for some reason.

February 16, 2016

Obi-Wan travels to Mandalore, Historical Home Planet of Badasses and Great Loves That Never Were.

SNARK WARS