
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Return of the King
It’s a new dawn, a new day, and presumably a whole new world of pain in store for our beloved Obi-Wan as Star Wars finally answers my prayers.
It’s a new dawn, a new day, and presumably a whole new world of pain in store for our beloved Obi-Wan as Star Wars finally answers my prayers.
Sheev’s plans for Anakin’s promotion go exactly as planned; The Boys are fighting and everyone’s got a bad feeling about this.
Bail and Obi-Wan’s journey to Hell somehow gets even worse.
Kamino’s under threat; 99 has his moment; the boys get a visit from some familiar faces.
Maul’s got the same goal as always; Ahsoka gets custody of some troopers; Obi-Wan doesn’t deserve anything that’s happening right now; we rapidly approach Zero Hour.
Ahsoka isn’t getting paid enough for her babysitting services; Anakin’s ability to sense Obi-Wan is at a level that raises actual concern; Bail and Obi-Wan go for a shitty hike to Evil’s house.
Newly-minted Padawan Ahsoka travels to Christophsis to meet her dysfunctional family.
Luke demands the results of his paternity test; Yoda is terminally tired; Obi-Wan loves Anakin; Han Solo is liking this Rebellion thing more than he lets on.
Bail and Obi-Wan finally reach Zigoola, but the galaxy’s worst road trip is far from over.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.