Maul’s got the same goal as always; Ahsoka gets custody of some troopers; Obi-Wan doesn’t deserve anything that’s happening right now; we rapidly approach Zero Hour.
Ahsoka isn’t getting paid enough for her babysitting services; Anakin’s ability to sense Obi-Wan is at a level that raises actual concern; Bail and Obi-Wan go for a shitty hike to Evil’s house.
Newly-minted Padawan Ahsoka travels to Christophsis to meet her dysfunctional family.
Luke demands the results of his paternity test; Yoda is terminally tired; Obi-Wan loves Anakin; Han Solo is liking this Rebellion thing more than he lets on.
Bail and Obi-Wan finally reach Zigoola, but the galaxy’s worst road trip is far from over.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
We go back to the beginning, which is easily as weird and dorky as the middle and the end. (Also Obi-Wan’s terrible haircut is there.)
Naboo’s in trouble again, and Padme knows just the dorks to help her save the day.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Han, Leia and Chewie get an unexpected dinner guest; Obi-Wan and Yoda are once again no match for a Skywalker who’s set his mind on something.