Crappy Destiny – SNARK WARS

March 10, 2022

It’s a new dawn, a new day, and presumably a whole new world of pain in store for our beloved Obi-Wan as Star Wars finally answers my prayers.

January 31, 2022

Sheev’s plans for Anakin’s promotion go exactly as planned; The Boys are fighting and everyone’s got a bad feeling about this.

January 7, 2020

Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.

November 2, 2018

Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.

September 21, 2018

Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.

July 28, 2018

Having survived the first part of their assignment, the Jedi Kids Club takes to the sky — and runs into the Jedi Order’s Crazy Drunk Uncle.

December 3, 2017

Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.

May 22, 2017

Obi-Wan discovers the other half of the Clone Wars; Anakin has maybe the second-worst day of his life.

March 16, 2017

Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)

February 23, 2017

In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.

SNARK WARS