Sheev’s plans for Anakin’s promotion go exactly as planned; The Boys are fighting and everyone’s got a bad feeling about this.
Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.
Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Obi-Wan discovers the other half of the Clone Wars; Anakin has maybe the second-worst day of his life.
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)