Star Wars: Episode VI, Part V: The Recruitment of Skywalker
January 7, 2020
Luke swings by the Death Star to meet Unkillable Uncle Sidious.
Tag: Crappy Destiny
Star Wars: Episode I, Part IV: The Jedi Path
November 2, 2018
Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.
Star Wars: Episode I, Part III: A Day at the Races
September 21, 2018
Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.
The Clone Wars, Season 5, Episode 7: Field Trip
July 28, 2018
Having survived the first part of their assignment, the Jedi Kids Club takes to the sky — and runs into the Jedi Order’s Crazy Drunk Uncle.
Revenge of the Sith, Part I: The Book With No Chill
December 3, 2017
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part IV: A Step In The Wrong Direction
May 22, 2017
Obi-Wan discovers the other half of the Clone Wars; Anakin has maybe the second-worst day of his life.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part III: A Wretched Hive of Smug and Absurdity
March 16, 2017
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)
Star Wars #7: The First Last Jedi
February 23, 2017
In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.
Kanan, The Last Padawan #1: What Could Go Wrong?
February 16, 2017
Kanan has a flashback to that time that Everything Changed.
Star Wars: Episode III, Part VI: Until We Meet Again
February 10, 2017
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.