Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Luke continues the grand Jedi Tradition of getting involved in bar fights; Leia kicks butt (literally this time.)
Sabine’s attempt to smooth things over with Clan Wren goes about as well as you’d guess; Mandalore has a Job Opening.
In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.
Fiesty little firecracker Obi-Wan is running out of time to become a Jedi; Qui-Gon is hampered by his Tragic Backstory; Yoda and the Force play Matchmaker.
Kanan has a flashback to that time that Everything Changed.
Anakin does what he wants when he wants (and eats what he wants when he wants even if it makes Obi-Wan nauseated); Obi-Wan is Super Duper done; Grievous goes to Jedi Trainee Camp.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Luke picks up a copy of Obi-Wan’s traumatic autobiography; Boba Fett does a shitty job bounty-hunting; Vader learns a Shocking Truth that will lead him to utter one of Star Wars’ most famous lines.