Anakin complains a lot; Sidious pulls off his barely-there disguise; Grievous meets his fate.
Ahsoka takes after Anakin, much to Anakin’s irritation (and Obi-Wan’s delight); Tarkin is an asshole pretty much right out of the gate.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.
Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.
Darth Vader might be on to something about that Luke Skywalker guy; Sidious and Vader have a terrible marriage.
Dooku has a rough night; Grievous throws down; stupid men ruin Ventress’ Dark Magic sorority.
Ezra and Maul go on a deeply creepy field trip; Maul is the last person in existence who should be lecturing anyone about letting go; the race to the finish line begins.
Obi-Wan acknowledges that he’s in it for the long haul and is a crafty bastard; Anakin makes a promise he won’t keep.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.