
Revenge of the Sith, Part VIII: Promotions and Demotions
Sheev’s plans for Anakin’s promotion go exactly as planned; The Boys are fighting and everyone’s got a bad feeling about this.
Sheev’s plans for Anakin’s promotion go exactly as planned; The Boys are fighting and everyone’s got a bad feeling about this.
Vader sets out to hold other people accountable for him ruining his own life again; a Mystery Guest appears packing some major Feelings.
The Clone Wars’ swan song is fast approaching, and none of us will ever be ready for it.
Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.
Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Naboo’s in trouble again, and Padme knows just the dorks to help her save the day.