Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.
Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Naboo’s in trouble again, and Padme knows just the dorks to help her save the day.
Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.
Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.