
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Part III: Set Your Weapons to Pun
Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.

Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.

Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.

Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.

Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.

Yoda’s here to see Anakin off to his first day in charge; Bail Organa’s got a secret — and brandy — to share.

Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.

Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.

Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.

Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.

Cad Bane continues to be one of the most competent people in the galaxy; Anakin continues to be kind of a subpar employee.