Obi-Wan meets the GAR for the first time; Anakin makes his move and shares some thoughts about sand.
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
Anakin does what he wants when he wants (and eats what he wants when he wants even if it makes Obi-Wan nauseated); Obi-Wan is Super Duper done; Grievous goes to Jedi Trainee Camp.
The Jedi Order has its worst day in a long time; Darth Vader arrives on the scene; Obi-Wan escapes death but will maybe wish he hadn’t.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Palpatine’s got a New Plan; Anakin is not coming out of this one without a little more Dark Side.
Anakin learns that Padme had a life Before Skywalker, and he handles this news with his usual calmness.