
Star Wars: Episode I, Part II: Coarse, Rough and Irritating
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
We go back to the beginning, which is easily as weird and dorky as the middle and the end. (Also Obi-Wan’s terrible haircut is there.)
Ezra cracks the space-time continuum; Sheev loses this round; the countdown commences.
Anakin manages to be the center of attention despite being unconscious for the entire installment; the only person who blames Obi-Wan for anything more than Anakin is Obi-Wan himself.
Kanan has a flashback to that time that Everything Changed.
Obi-Wan acknowledges that he’s in it for the long haul and is a crafty bastard; Anakin makes a promise he won’t keep.
Kanan goes on a Force Quest, Hondo is still delightful, and Ezra’s got Issues.
TCW Journey of Delightful Craziness comes to an end; Yoda meets Darth Bane and does a quick dress rehearsal for his big fight with Sidious.
Pre Vizsla finds out the hard way that the Sith are assholes; Satine has a bad day at work.