Electrocution – SNARK WARS

May 18, 2018

Naboo’s in trouble again, and Padme knows just the dorks to help her save the day.

October 2, 2017

Fresh off the assembly line, Vader gets sent on his very first Sith Assignment.

June 19, 2017

Cad Bane continues to be one of the most competent people in the galaxy; Anakin continues to be kind of a subpar employee.

May 14, 2017

The boys reconnect with their wayward grandfather; Hondo’s lifelong love for the Jedi is born.

January 6, 2017

Ahsoka takes after Anakin, much to Anakin’s irritation (and Obi-Wan’s delight); Tarkin is an asshole pretty much right out of the gate.

December 2, 2016

Ahsoka gathers up all of her dads and they kick some serious ass; Rex is no Jedi.

November 13, 2016

Obi-Wan hands the Flirt Baton to Anakin; everyone gets electrocuted again.

October 30, 2016

Seventeen years or so after Order 66, people finally figure out The Hidden Mystery of the Clone Wars, and I very nearly have a breakdown.

October 6, 2016

Lux is a burden; Ahsoka is a badass; the Death Watch are assholes. Nothing new here, really.

September 28, 2016

Hondo takes off again, Ezra’s mission veers way off course and Kanan completes his latest Force Quest.

SNARK WARS