Leia kicks some Hutt tail; Luke gives himself a promotion; Sidious has it all figured out.
We’re going to the desert, and we’re building a Superweapon — this series is going to go out doing what it loves.
Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.
Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.
Ziro the Hutt learns the eternal truth of Star Wars romance; Quinlan Vos and Obi-Wan go on a very jump-filled date; a couple people get some great nicknames.
The fate of the universe rests on Padme’s ability to serve a fruitcake; Artoo takes a spa day.