Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.
Palpatine’s Ultimate Plan is shifting focus; the boys do some awesome stunts; Anakin is an even bigger Obi-Wan fangirl than I am.
Obi-Wan hands the Flirt Baton to Anakin; everyone gets electrocuted again.
Ahsoka works to clear her name but ends up looking twice as guilty; Anakin thinks he’s having a bad day now but doesn’t even know what he’s in for.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Palpatine’s got a New Plan; Anakin is not coming out of this one without a little more Dark Side.