Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Team Handsome discovers a key component of Krennic’s Folly; Anakin asks Obi-Wan a question that will haunt him (and me) forever.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.
Palpatine’s Ultimate Plan is shifting focus; the boys do some awesome stunts; Anakin is an even bigger Obi-Wan fangirl than I am.
Obi-Wan hands the Flirt Baton to Anakin; everyone gets electrocuted again.
Ahsoka works to clear her name but ends up looking twice as guilty; Anakin thinks he’s having a bad day now but doesn’t even know what he’s in for.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.