Tatooine – SNARK WARS

Star Wars, Episode VI, Part I: The Beginning of the End (of the Middle)

We’re going to the desert, and we’re building a Superweapon — this series is going to go out doing what it loves.

Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.

Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.

Obi-Wan’s only got a few moments left to live, and he’s going to spend literally all of them thinking about his two favorite people.

Aphra’s got a plan in the works; Anakin is the executor — or executioner– of Obi-Wan’s estate.

Obi-Wan gets some Inside Information; Palpatine scores a Key Victory; Padme brings a giant shawl to a showdown.

Two people whose lives have been ruined by Darth Sidious meet up in the desert for one final farewell.

Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)

Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.

In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.