Obi-Wan’s only got a few moments left to live, and he’s going to spend literally all of them thinking about his two favorite people.
Aphra’s got a plan in the works; Anakin is the executor — or executioner– of Obi-Wan’s estate.
Obi-Wan gets some Inside Information; Palpatine scores a Key Victory; Padme brings a giant shawl to a showdown.
Two people whose lives have been ruined by Darth Sidious meet up in the desert for one final farewell.
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Han and Leia bitch at each other so much that it puts Obi-Wan and Anakin to shame; Luke is so intent on his Personal Destiny Quest that he’s even willing to be exposed to sand.
Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.