Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
March 6, 2017
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Tag: Tatooine
Star Wars #7: The First Last Jedi
February 23, 2017
In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.
Star Wars: Episode III, Part VI: Until We Meet Again
February 10, 2017
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Star Wars #5: Searching Low and High
January 28, 2017
Han and Leia bitch at each other so much that it puts Obi-Wan and Anakin to shame; Luke is so intent on his Personal Destiny Quest that he’s even willing to be exposed to sand.
Star Wars #4: It’s A Sand Trap!
January 14, 2017
Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.
Star Wars #20: Galaxy’s Greatest Uncles
December 26, 2016
Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.
Darth Vader #1: Some Things Never Change
December 18, 2016
Darth Vader might be on to something about that Luke Skywalker guy; Sidious and Vader have a terrible marriage.
Star Wars #15: Adventures in Babysitting
December 6, 2016
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.