In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Han and Leia bitch at each other so much that it puts Obi-Wan and Anakin to shame; Luke is so intent on his Personal Destiny Quest that he’s even willing to be exposed to sand.
Luke’s not feeling very Jedi; Vader gets a heaping helping of sand.
Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.
Darth Vader might be on to something about that Luke Skywalker guy; Sidious and Vader have a terrible marriage.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.