Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.
Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.
Obi-Wan already feels like a failure; Palpatine learns that his instincts were not steering him in the wrong direction; everyone has a plan for Anakin.