Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.
Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.
Part of Palpatine’s special order arrives too early; Fives doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
The boys reconnect with their wayward grandfather; Hondo’s lifelong love for the Jedi is born.
Obi-Wan is at Peak Sass; Hondo tries to make a deal; the boys totally get drunk with some pirates.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.