
Star Wars: Episode III, Part I: I’m Not Leaving Without You
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.

Dooku has a rough night; Grievous throws down; stupid men ruin Ventress’ Dark Magic sorority.

Ahsoka gathers up all of her dads and they kick some serious ass; Rex is no Jedi.

The Family encounters a race of slavers; Obi-Wan is bringing it despite his usual terrible workday.

Lux is a burden; Ahsoka is a badass; the Death Watch are assholes. Nothing new here, really.

TCW Journey of Delightful Craziness comes to an end; Yoda meets Darth Bane and does a quick dress rehearsal for his big fight with Sidious.

Yoda’s quest takes him to a Force Convent; Artoo’s gig as his chauffeur is not quite done yet.

Palpatine is shady as hell; Dooku has performance goals to meet; Yoda is starting to realize they might all be screwed.

Obi-Wan finishes his poorly-conceived assignment; Anakin gets electrocuted a whole bunch of times.

Anakin is miffed and worried; Obi-Wan competes in the Universe’s Most Insane Competition.