Wild Space, Part XIII: A Slap in the Face
May 4, 2021
Bail and Obi-Wan’s journey to Hell somehow gets even worse.
Tag: Enough of That Old Trauma Let’s Start Experiencing Some New Trauma
Star Wars: Episode IX, Part I: Tales From the Crypt
February 17, 2021
Kylo talks to the one dead guy I didn’t want him to talk to; Rey is having trouble with her classes this semester; Poe gets the dubious honor of maybe this franchise’s worst line of dialogue.
Rebels, Season 2, Episode 4: Back in the Game
February 15, 2021
Kanan makes some progress with his Clone Wars Trauma; Rex learns that Jedi Shenanigans are hard to shake; we finally get ONE singular moment of genuine happiness.
The Mandalorian, Season 1, Episode 8: We Are Family
October 29, 2020
On Baby Yoda Season 2 Eve, we revisit IG’s last stand and the reappearance of an old friend.
Darth Vader (2020) #1: Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Blame?
August 12, 2020
Vader sets out to hold other people accountable for him ruining his own life again; a Mystery Guest appears packing some major Feelings.
The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 12: Knightfall
August 7, 2020
Ashoka and Rex make a daring escape, but regrettably so does Maul; it’s the end of the end for The Clone Wars.
The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 11: Bad Vibrations
May 4, 2020
Maul’s busting outta here; Ahsoka’s got bad vibes; Rex gets the fastest brain surgery ever.
The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 9: Hell Week
April 19, 2020
Maul’s got the same goal as always; Ahsoka gets custody of some troopers; Obi-Wan doesn’t deserve anything that’s happening right now; we rapidly approach Zero Hour.
The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episode 1: The Boys Are Back In Town
February 21, 2020
Rex has a hunch about a dead guy; the Bad Batch is here to kick some Separatist ass; Anakin’s got new hair and needs a nap. The Clone Wars is back!
The Mandalorian, Season 1, Chapter 1: The Mandadorable
November 25, 2019
A bounty hunter with a Tragic Backstory gets a new assignment, and I (along with the rest of the fandom) promptly lose my mind.