Come for the well wishes from your author, stay for Obi-Wan leading the gang in a Chrismas carol singalong.
Darth Vader might be on to something about that Luke Skywalker guy; Sidious and Vader have a terrible marriage.
Dooku has a rough night; Grievous throws down; stupid men ruin Ventress’ Dark Magic sorority.
Ezra and Maul go on a deeply creepy field trip; Maul is the last person in existence who should be lecturing anyone about letting go; the race to the finish line begins.
Obi-Wan acknowledges that he’s in it for the long haul and is a crafty bastard; Anakin makes a promise he won’t keep.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.
Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.