STAR WARS RECAPS AND COMMENTARY. (THE FUN KIND.)

Happy Birthday, Snark Wars!

Five years ago this week, I published the first entry of this blog (a recap from The Clone Wars‘ second-season Mandalore arc, entitled Mandalore Is For Lovers (Also Terrorists)). Hundreds of thousands of words later, here I am.

I’ve said more than once that I started this blog mostly because I wanted to read it, and that I’d probably be writing it even if no one but me ever looked at it, and that is still absolutely true. I consider myself neither a writer nor a comedian, but I am a person who enjoys writing and telling jokes — and as someone who has been a Star Wars fan for the vast majority of my life, I felt like I could contribute something that did seem in short supply in the fandom: a little levity. (The joke about how no one hates Star Wars as much as Star Wars fans exists for a reason, people.) I wanted my blog to be a place where I could just be like “yes, I do in fact enjoy this thing and it makes me laugh” without feeling required to publish a multi-paragraph apology (e.g. the dreaded “it’s not perfect, but…”, “it is Deeply Flawed, of course, and yet…” as though we’re all Very Highbrow Scholars here and not just a bunch of complete dweebs talking about STAR WARS for God’s sake) in front of it every single damn time first.

To my delight, it turns out I was not alone in seeking out such a spot in fandom, and Snark Wars has found itself an audience far beyond what I’d ever imagined it would. I am humbled by this, and every kind message I’ve gotten from readers over the years has truly meant so much to me. If I’ve ever made you laugh, it’s been an honor.

All this to say: Snark Wars! Hey! This little corner of the internet is five years old this week. I can’t believe it. Cheers, thank you so much for joining me — whether you’ve been reading along this whole time, or you just got here — and here’s to whatever nonsense Star Wars has in store for us all next. Most importantly, to celebrate, this week I will be publishing multiple new entries, spanning a range of different content types. I hope you’ll find one you like. I bet Obi-Wan’s gonna be in some of them, for one thing. 💜

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Recurring Themes and More

Ahsoka Tano Anakin Is The Worst Employee I Swear to God Anakin Loves Ahsoka Anakin Loves Obi-Wan Anakin Loves Padme Anakin Loves Palpatine Anakin Skywalker - Human Lightning Rod Anakin Skywalker and His Life of Bad Choices Asajj Ventress Bad Ideas of the Jedi Bail Organa Beru Whitesun Bo-Katan Kryze Boba Fett Bounty Hunters Cad Bane Carnelion IV Chewbacca Count Dooku Crappy Destiny Crystal Quest Dagobah Darksaber Dark Side Foreshadow Darth Sidious Darth Sidious Makes a Guest Appearance as Himself Darth Vader Darth Vader Screws Himself Over Electrocution Enough of That Old Trauma Let's Start Experiencing Some New Trauma Faked Death Force Vision Quest General Grievous Geonosis Han Loves Leia Han Solo Holocrons with the Jedi Order's Famous Chili Recipe Hondo Ohnaka I'm More Powerful Than All of You I'm No Jedi I'm Suing This Show For Pain and Suffering I Am a Jedi Jabba the Hutt Jedi Kids Kolara Leia Organa Luke Loves Obi-Wan Luke Skywalker Luke Skywalker's Neverending Personal Destiny Quests Mace Windu Mandalore Martini Drinking Maul More Bummers Brought to You By Anakin Skywalker More Irony Than You Can Shake a Stick At Mortis Mother Pran Mustafar My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan is One-Quarter Complete Obi-Wan's Life is the Worst Obi-Wan and Anakin Need Marriage Counseling Obi-Wan Brings People Together Obi-Wan Earns That Paycheck Obi-Wan Loves Anakin Obi-Wan Loves Luke Obi-Wan McSassypants and the Angry One Oblivious to the Obvious One More Thing For Obi-Wan To Discuss with His Therapist Ostentaciousness Is Our Speciality Owen Lars Padme Amidala Padme Loves Anakin Palpatine Strikes Again Pre Vizsla Qui-Gon Jinn Revenge of Revenge of the Sith Rex Ridiculous Complexity Sana Starros Satine Kryze Savage Oppress Secret History Reveal Sith Eyes Tarkin Tatooine The Beginning of the End Again The Dark Side Stole My Boyfriend The Dark Times The Death Watch Is Not A Shitty Band The Jedi Council's Greatest Hits The Unbearable Sadness of Obi-Wan This Show Is Insane Tragic Backstory Tuskens Undercover Why Are You Doing This To Me Filoni Haven't I Suffered Enough Why Knock When You Can Just Badass Your Way In Wistful Sunset Gazing Yoda You Can Kill Pretty Much Anyone Except Maul

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