The Jedi Council’s Greatest Hits

December 30, 2018

Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.

November 2, 2018

Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.

April 24, 2017

Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.

January 2, 2017

Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.

November 23, 2016

Obi-Wan’s robe game is more on point than ever; Anakin’s tween years are going about as well as the rest of his life.

November 5, 2016

The Family encounters a race of slavers; Obi-Wan is bringing it despite his usual terrible workday.

September 20, 2016

Anakin learns that Padme had a life Before Skywalker, and he handles this news with his usual calmness.

August 25, 2016

Darth Vader inadvertently trains his own enemies; Ahsoka Teenagers out.

August 4, 2016

Yoda connects up with the afterlife; Sneak Previews abound.

July 28, 2016

Palpatine is shady as hell; Dooku has performance goals to meet; Yoda is starting to realize they might all be screwed.

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