Obi-Wan and Leia’s adventure takes the inevitable Skywalker-Kenobi Turn for the Worse; unexpected help arrives; the boys’ reunion goes even worse than expected.
Leia experiences a rite of passage for Star Wars kids; Obi-Wan’s got a bad feeling about basically everything and does some grave-robbing.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
The Jedi Order has its worst day in a long time; Darth Vader arrives on the scene; Obi-Wan escapes death but will maybe wish he hadn’t.
Anakin complains a lot; Sidious pulls off his barely-there disguise; Grievous meets his fate.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.