Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Vader does a little TCB on Mustafar; Obi-Wan gets some bad news, then some worse news, then some much worse news; Padme learns The Truth.
The Jedi Order has its worst day in a long time; Darth Vader arrives on the scene; Obi-Wan escapes death but will maybe wish he hadn’t.
Anakin complains a lot; Sidious pulls off his barely-there disguise; Grievous meets his fate.
Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.
Snips and Skyguy come to the end of the line.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Lux is a burden; Ahsoka is a badass; the Death Watch are assholes. Nothing new here, really.
Anakin learns that Padme had a life Before Skywalker, and he handles this news with his usual calmness.
Padme goes to visit Satine; martini-drinking and mystery-solving ensues.