Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.
Anakin and Padme make a decision that sort of ends up indirectly dooming the universe; finally someone other than Obi-Wan cuts off a limb.
Anakin and Padme make a Dramatic Commitment; Obi-Wan is outrageously and needlessly handsome; The Clone Wars are off and running.
Cad Bane continues to be one of the most competent people in the galaxy; Anakin continues to be kind of a subpar employee.
Obi-Wan and Padme fight over a boy; The Team have a sassy play-fight that attracts a crowd.
Obi-Wan meets the GAR for the first time; Anakin makes his move and shares some thoughts about sand.
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
Anakin manages to be the center of attention despite being unconscious for the entire installment; the only person who blames Obi-Wan for anything more than Anakin is Obi-Wan himself.
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
Anakin does what he wants when he wants (and eats what he wants when he wants even if it makes Obi-Wan nauseated); Obi-Wan is Super Duper done; Grievous goes to Jedi Trainee Camp.