
Star Wars: Episode I, Part V: Parent-Teacher Conferences
Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.

Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.

Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.

Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.

Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.

The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.

Anakin gets some Big News and has his first, but not last, temper tantrum of this film; Obi-Wan is an embarrassed dad with a Bad Feeling About This.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are the Handsome Heroes we all deserve; Sheev is a gloriously wicked villain; I love this movie so much.

Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.

Obi-Wan already feels like a failure; Palpatine learns that his instincts were not steering him in the wrong direction; everyone has a plan for Anakin.

Palpatine’s Ultimate Plan is shifting focus; the boys do some awesome stunts; Anakin is an even bigger Obi-Wan fangirl than I am.