Star Wars: Episode II, Part III: Like Sand Through the Hourglass
May 2, 2017
Obi-Wan meets the GAR for the first time; Anakin makes his move and shares some thoughts about sand.
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Star Wars: Episode II, Part II: Anakin and Obi-Wan’s Big Night Out
April 24, 2017
Anakin and Obi-Wan hit the bar; Anakin continues his quest to earn the Lifetime Title of Most Awkward Person Ever; Padme is a really good sport.
Star Wars: Episode II, Part I: Attack of the Hormones
April 9, 2017
The Jedi Order sends Senator Amidala a really nice, if dramatic, Personal Protection Squad; Uncle Palpatine sure hopes all this drama won’t lead to war.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part V: See You In The Next Life
April 5, 2017
The Skywalker Twins reunite for the first time since their birth; Obi-Wan and Anakin reunite for the last time until their deaths.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part IV: Remember Alderaan
March 31, 2017
Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part III: A Wretched Hive of Smug and Absurdity
March 16, 2017
Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part II: The Same As Your Father
March 10, 2017
Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
March 6, 2017
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.
Star Wars: Episode III, Part VI: Until We Meet Again
February 10, 2017
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Star Wars: Episode III, Part V: Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day
February 2, 2017
Vader does a little TCB on Mustafar; Obi-Wan gets some bad news, then some worse news, then some much worse news; Padme learns The Truth.