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SNARK WARS

December 30, 2018

Palpatine’s on the verge of a promotion; Padme’s ready to throw down; Obi-Wan has another wonderful day.

November 2, 2018

Qui-Gon collects his winnings; Anakin says a significant goodbye (and a significant hello); Palpatine is, was, and ever shall be the goddamn worst.

September 21, 2018

Qui-Gon makes the galaxy’s most significant bet; Anakin probably buys that Boonta Eve poster he keeps in his room later.

September 7, 2018

Artoo saves the gang for the first of what is surely at least a hundred times by now; it’s time once again for some coarse, rough, irritating sand.

July 4, 2018

We go back to the beginning, which is easily as weird and dorky as the middle and the end. (Also Obi-Wan’s terrible haircut is there.)

March 30, 2018

Saw’s fight is over; Galen’s read the guide on how to die like a Star Wars dad; Anakin’s back again to defend his title.

March 6, 2018

Luke confronts Vader, and gets more than he bargained for; Next Stop: Sand!

February 18, 2018

Han, Leia and Chewie get an unexpected dinner guest; Obi-Wan and Yoda are once again no match for a Skywalker who’s set his mind on something.

January 19, 2018

Leia and Han head off to the clouds; Yoda gets further proof that Luke is his father’s son.

January 1, 2018

Not for the first (or last!) time, Luke learns that someone isn’t quite who he thought they were.