Maul gets himself a brand-new pair of legs; Obi-Wan doesn’t even seem especially surprised that his life sucks this much anymore.
Luke is driven by genetics to long for a life free of sand; things, as usual, go better when a Skywalker and a Kenobi work together.
Obi-Wan acknowledges that he’s in it for the long haul and is a crafty bastard; Anakin makes a promise he won’t keep.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.
Anakin tries to quit his job; Palpatine offers him an internship; Obi-Wan escapes death at least twice.
Obi-Wan already feels like a failure; Palpatine learns that his instincts were not steering him in the wrong direction; everyone has a plan for Anakin.
Padme goes to visit Satine; martini-drinking and mystery-solving ensues.
Maul lives to fight another day; Obi-Wan gets screwed by the writing staff again.
Obi-Wan finishes his poorly-conceived assignment; Anakin gets electrocuted a whole bunch of times.
Satine has a record number of hissy fits; Palpatine and Co. lose this round.