Fiesty little firecracker Obi-Wan is running out of time to become a Jedi; Qui-Gon is hampered by his Tragic Backstory; Yoda and the Force play Matchmaker.
Anakin does what he wants when he wants (and eats what he wants when he wants even if it makes Obi-Wan nauseated); Obi-Wan is Super Duper done; Grievous goes to Jedi Trainee Camp.
Padme makes her exit with some insightful commentary; Luke and Leia make their sorrow-tinged debut; Obi-Wan and Anakin break up; Sidious hangs up the Mission Accomplished banner.
Vader does a little TCB on Mustafar; Obi-Wan gets some bad news, then some worse news, then some much worse news; Padme learns The Truth.
Maul gets himself a brand-new pair of legs; Obi-Wan doesn’t even seem especially surprised that his life sucks this much anymore.
Luke is skilled at crashing things just like his dad; Obi-Wan is the most underpaid childcare provider of all time.
Ahsoka gathers up all of her dads and they kick some serious ass; Rex is no Jedi.
Obi-Wan already feels like a failure; Palpatine learns that his instincts were not steering him in the wrong direction; everyone has a plan for Anakin.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Anakin learns that Obi-Wan has feelings too; Mandalore owns a space cruise ship for some reason.