
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part VI: …And They All Lived Happily Ever After (Or For At Least A Few Minutes)
Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.

Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.

Luke gets like the only real saber combat training he’s ever going to get (and unsurprisingly it’s from a guy who’s trying to kill him); the ladies don’t all exactly love Han Solo.

Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.

The Jedi Order left some parting demands for the Skywalker clan; Luke says the funniest thing about his family that anyone in this series ever has.

Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)

Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.

Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.

Luke continues the grand Jedi Tradition of getting involved in bar fights; Leia kicks butt (literally this time.)

In a novel twist for Star Wars, Kenobi saves Skywalker and feels sad about things.

Luke picks up a copy of Obi-Wan’s traumatic autobiography; Boba Fett does a shitty job bounty-hunting; Vader learns a Shocking Truth that will lead him to utter one of Star Wars’ most famous lines.